NLL Insider

Moss

The National “Greasy Hair Havers” League!

Guys, come on? What’s up with all of the bad salad? It used to be that we only had to contend with Tommy Ryan and his unbelievable choice in hairstyle. I’ve been reading the NLL.com and NLLINSIDER.com articles and the pictures that accompany them leave me with burning desire to trade in my stick for a pair of shears!

Let’s take a look a round the league … Hey let’s even just start with the article that lands a few below this one. Andy Secore – Hey kid, great player, good kid, from a great town, how about mowing down that ‘fro a little and looking respectable for your family when you make the front page?

Park

Jarrett Park – front page material – good looking kid – the only thing worse than getting beat in a foot race by him is the face full of grease that you inevitably get when you’re downwind trying to catch up. It’s like the movie Cannonball Run when they pull ahead and then hit the “oil slick” button.

The San Jose Stealth rolled in to town a couple of weeks ago, and I went in the back parking lot looking for all of the Trans Ams and Camaros that they must have pulled up in. Couldn’t find a pair of fuzzy dice anywhere, but there was more bad helmet hair hanging out of black helmets then I have ever seen. Hodgy, you know who I’m talking about!

I am not pretending to be the best looking guy in the league, but where I come from we had a saying “look good, feel good, play good”. Guess what boys, strike one… right out of the gate.

One kid in this league that can really pull it off … Hawksbee. He’s always had the bad hair, he owns it and I think he uses it to smuggle items in and out of Canada, so he can keep it because its functional!

Spencer

Spencer Martin – Alright, you’re a little weird. We love you for it so I think you get a pass too.

To the rest of you, I know you played hockey as a kid, so did I. I experimented with a little hockey mullet once or twice myself, but then I turned the page and came back to earth, where we all know lacrosse is way better anyway.

***Bring in a copy of this article to any Super Cuts in North America and receive one free oil removal treatment and a Men’s Cut***

Rate This Story:

(26 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)

 Loading ...